So the moment has come and you’re rather nervous, as you might be. The etiquette can be as confusing as your first threesome. but thank to rogue with can talk you through your first stogie and help you light up like a aficionad, and unless you’ve smoked a few stogies before, lighting up can actually be a rather confusing activity.
Smoking a cigar is a little like swinging your dick in the changing room, the secret is to make it look natural and not like you are trying to hard. Do it right and you become the Alpha male at any gathering. There are subtle norms and conventions that cigar smokers tend to follow, and while you probably won’t be ridiculed for not knowing them, nobody wants to look like a greenhorn when the humidor comes out and everyone starts lighting up.
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.Mark Twain
Not everybody is a cigar aficionado, and unless you’ve smoked a few stogies before, lighting up can actually be a rather confusing activity.
Sure, on the most basic level it seems pretty straightforward — you light the end that isn’t in your mouth, and suck on the end that is. But it’s not quite that easy. There are subtle norms and conventions that cigar smokers tend to follow, and while you probably won’t be ridiculed for not knowing them, nobody wants to look like a greenhorn when the humidor comes out and everyone starts lighting up.
If I had taken my doctor’s advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn’t have lived to go to his funeral. George Burns
To help you dive right in and seem like you actually know what you’re doing, we’ve put together this quick-reference guide on how to smoke a cigar properly. Follow these rules, and not only will you look like you’ve done this before; you’ll also get a more enjoyable smoking experience. Here’s everything you need to know:
Choosing Your Cigar
First of all, before you do anything else, we highly recommend you check out our comprehensive guide to cigar varietals. It’ll give you the lowdown on the different types of cigars you’re likely to encounter, and also help you get a better idea of what type you might enjoy.
Second, if you’re in a store and looking to purchase a cigar, don’t just throw down a wad of cash and assume that the most expensive option will be a good one. High price doesn’t always mean high quality, and as a noob, you probably won’t be able to appreciate all the distinguishing elements of a fine cigar anyway. Just go for something mid-tier that looks like a manageable size for you.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.Rudyard Kipling
Alternatively, if you’re staring down into a friend or colleague’s humidor, ask them if they’d mind you taking a closer look. If they give you the go-ahead, pick up a couple good-looking ones and give each one a gentle roll between your fingers. If you feel any lumps or soft spots, move on. A well-constructed cigar will have a consistently firm texture throughout its body.
Cutting Your Cigar
Cigar scissors provide the dual benefit of making you feel like a bad-ass and giving your cigars a clean, smooth cut at the same time. Kurt Van Keppel of Xikar shows you how to cut a cigar with cigar scissors properly so you can take full advantage of this classy cigar cutting method.
Lighting Your Cigar
You’ve got a lot of options here, but a torch lighter is the best choice. Wooden matches will also work, but they’re harder to keep lit for long periods of time, which makes them a poor choice for beginners. Alternatively, normal cigarette lighters will get the job done, but should be avoided if possible, since many experts claim they can affect the flavor of the tobacco.
With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.D-L-Hughley
No matter what you use, start by holding the cigar in your hands and placing the tip above the flame. Aficionados will tell you that sticking it directly in the flame ruins the flavor, but as a beginner, you probably won’t notice the difference. Just do what you need to do to light the dam thing — but don’t puff on it yet. Before you put it in your mouth, you want to burn the end to sort of “prime” the tobacco. Spin it around as you light to make sure you get an even burn, and once you can see a bit of an orange glow, you’re ready to puff.
Smoking Your Cigar
Once you’ve got the tip primed and ready, put the stogie in your mouth and start puffing. Do not inhale the smoke. If you do, you’ll likely hack and cough and look like a buffoon. Not sure how to puff? Here’s the secret: don’t draw in air with your diaphragm — pretend you’re sucking something through a straw. Just fill your mouth up with smoke and then blow it out. Do this four or five times (maybe more) until your cigar starts producing thick white smoke.
At this point, you can slow down. Your cigar is sufficiently lit, and will burn on its own for a while, so constant puffing is unnecessary. To keep it lit and smoking nice, take a drag or two about once every minute or so. Relax, and enjoy the flavor of the smoke. This isn’t a race! Depending on the size of your stogie, smoking it should take anywhere from 30 minutes to two hours.
Tips, Tricks, and Conventions
Removing the cigar’s label is a matter of personal preference. Some guys prefer to do it right away, and others like to leave it on for the duration of the smoke session. This is up to you, but if you want to remove it, we suggest leaving it on for a few minutes first. The heat of the cigar will loosen the adhesive, and you’ll be less likely to damage the cigar’s wrap when you take it off.
As you smoke, your cigar will begin to develop a head of ash on the tip. You do not need to tap this off like you would with a cigarette. Feel free to leave it there for a while. A big ash is a sign of a quality cigar — but don’t let it get super long either. Too much ash on the end can hinder airflow, which makes to tobacco burn irregularly, and also affects the flavor. Try not to let it get longer than an inch or so, and when you ash it, don’t tap it off as you would with a cigarette — gently roll it on the ashtray until it breaks off.
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